"Oh Jiimmy boy"
Chilli, with a look of sheer panic started hurtling towards the origin of the laughter. Pacman and Dicho looked at eachother with smiles
that could only mean trouble. Both sprinted after Chilli, with the same thought "I gotta see this". The barn was closer than it looked, but no one could tell whether that was a result of the calamitous update, or just the fact Chilli was moving so fast no one could tell distance.
Chilli rounded the corner, and the sight that met his eyes, was one that I am sure no one wanted to see. Jiimson stood there, clad in leather, with an evil look on his face, with one part of his anatomy slightly larger than normal. The other figure to Chilli's horror was not in fact Flossy, but a bound and gagged person tied up in bondage against the barn wall. Jiimson brandishing a whip, recoiled in sheer alarm as Chilli rounded the corner.
"JIIMSON... WHAT IN LIVING HELL ARE YOU DOING!!" "Uhhh, Chilli, Hi, Uhhh, nothing, just...... practice!!, yeah thats it, Im practicing for the Snapshot, The Pigs on the Wing are turning up and I thought I better get ready, you know how leather psychs them out, animal product and all that" "riiight, my big worry is WHERE THE HELL YOU GOT ALL THIS!?" "ummm" Jiimson glanced quickly in the direction of CAP's quarters "I borrowed iiit...." "From who?" I don't know, I didnt ask them" "so you stole it" "yeeeeah"
Chilli was just dismayed, not that JM had just been partaking in homosexual fetish, but the requesition for replacement of this EMBARRASING equipment was gonna be his job, not to mention the 1D10T form for all accounts of AVA theft and other criminal activity. "well this is gonna suck I can tell you that"
Just that minute, huffing and puffing fom the physical exertion they both so hated, Dicho and Pacman rounded the corner.. when they saw the sight previously described. They both fell into hysterics,howling with outrageous laughter. "jiimson, what the helll dude" Said pacman inbetween breaths., why did you jack CAP's fetish gear... its like soiled, and your out of lube, cause I poured that into Jaegers bunk, he is gonna have a real nasty nights sleep tonight", Dicho could not speak but pointed at Jiimson just in pure hysterics.
The scene was comical and by far one of the most obscene and disgusting the AVA guys had ever seen, and that is an achievement in itself.
Soon though, Tequila Chaser arrived on the scene. "Goddangit, not again Jiim" "sorry TC, its just" "I dont want to hear it, AND STOP LAUGHING YOU TWO!" ppointing at the heaving and cackling Pacman and Dicho.
"MMM" "MMM" came the figure tied to the wall.
"Chilli" said TC. "Untie Bug will you"
TBC.
