WTG!!!
'This is "Swoops", your Captain for this flight......on our way to Denver with afternoon we will be bombing the oil refinery and radar factories outside of Omaha...don't worry, we'll have plenty of escorts......"
LOL.He will most likely be thinking that he is flying one of his rides as he is really flying. Spots another commerical aircraft, but sudden visual that it is a con and say something to his co-pilot,..."Contact, 10 o'clock low heading 243, angles 15 k". Then, had a sudden erg to dive on him.
LOL, we will hear about it on the news.