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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 03:08:53 AM »
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 07:00:16 AM »
lol  :aok
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 07:25:00 AM »
Why are we still giving aid to Tatooine? They probably knew of Kenobi's existence the whole time and even helped him! That whole planet is just a big hive of scum and villainy.


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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 07:43:35 AM »
I haven't decided which this is more sacrilegious to: Star Wars or the actual bin Laden mission, lol.
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 08:46:40 AM »
The Death Star was an Inside Job. Vader and the Emperor knew the whole time but made the Imperial defenses stand down.  :noid
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 08:48:34 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 08:49:27 AM »
They probably had his body locked in carbonite for the last nine years, the Emperor was way down in the polls. It's all falling into place now.  :noid
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 11:05:51 AM »
What an awesome parody!

ROFLMAO .. the whole article is excellently done, and the replies .. my sides hurt.

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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 11:26:39 AM »
They probably had his body locked in carbonite for the last nine years, the Emperor was way down in the polls. It's all falling into place now.  :noid
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 04:08:31 PM »
What an awesome parody!

ROFLMAO .. the whole article is excellently done, and the replies .. my sides hurt.

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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 04:27:12 PM »
Epic Win :rofl :aok
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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2011, 05:14:57 PM »
Best comment ever...

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Re: Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 05:43:37 PM »
From the quotes

"I heard from a reliable source inside the Imperial Battle Station (people need to stop referring to it as a Death Star, do you have any idea how many jobs that thing has provided, but I digress...) that the Jedi Terrorist had deactivated his light saber at the time Lord Vader struck him down. Was he trying to surrender? Shouldn't we have taken him into custody or at least put him in a cell with an interrogation droid? Sounds like a opportunity lost to me if it is true."   :lol :lol :aok

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