Where's your neighbor Clerick when I need someone that will invest days of time and effort to fix an eyesore spanning the distance of 24-houses?
This guy is a first class DB! I have four kids, ages 6 to 14, and once in a while they will leave their bikes in the front yard. That'll be it, just a clean, manicured lawn and four bikes, and I will get a letter from the city with a picture and the code that I have violated.
Left garbage out Friday, went camping and came back Sunday morning.... Letter
Garage door left open half the day.... Letter
Van got a flat tire (repaired after two days)... Letter
Christmas lights too bright (35,000 micro bulbs programmed to shut off at 10pm).... Letter
Replaced intake manifold gasket on same van in my driveway (job took an hour total)... Letter AND picture (with me in it) explaining how it's against city code to have a disabled vehicle in my driveway.
I'm going to guess that, no matter how hilarious I think this might be, the Obergruppenführer of my New York Ave wouldn't approve.