Are we supposed to die tomorrow?

[KgB]

I made a mistake  jumping out of my apartment at exactly  6 p.m. drunk and naked yelling "F@%$ you all, I'm outta here".

[MaSonZ]

im still here.... LIES!

[Devil 505]

I was waiting for this kind of rapture....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM 

Lusche has brought the Rapture. Cower in fear before HIM and repent. 

[Devil 505]

This made me laugh.
http://news.discovery.com/human/atheists-pets-rapture-judgement-day-110519.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1

[ghi]

i don't believe in rapture ,but a massive earthquake in the month of May was mentioned by Nostradamus 3 times, and hasn't been  fulfilled yet;

planetary aligment this month;
http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/friday-the-13th-and-the-planets-align/story-fn5fsgyc-1226055078182

CENTURY X X.LVII
A very great trembling in the month of
May,Saturn in Capricon,Jupiter and
Mercury in Tarrus,Venus in Cancer,Mars
In Virgo and hails will fall bigger than egg.


CENTURY IX IX.LXXXIII
There will be a massive earthquake.The great
Theatre full will be ruined,darkness and
Trouble in the air,sky and land then they
Call upon the faithless God and saints.


CENTURY VI VI.LXXXVIII

A great kingdom will remain helpless
Near the Ebro they will gather in assemblies.
The Pyrenean mountains will console him
As the earth trembles in May

[moochin]

i don't believe in rapture ,but a massive earthquake in the month of May was mentioned by Nostradamus 3 times, and hasn't been  fulfilled yet;

planetary aligment this month;
http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/friday-the-13th-and-the-planets-align/story-fn5fsgyc-1226055078182

CENTURY X X.LVII
A very great trembling in the month of
May,Saturn in Capricon,Jupiter and
Mercury in Tarrus,Venus in Cancer,Mars
In Virgo and hails will fall bigger than egg.


CENTURY IX IX.LXXXIII
There will be a massive earthquake.The great
Theatre full will be ruined,darkness and
Trouble in the air,sky and land then they
Call upon the faithless God and saints.


CENTURY VI VI.LXXXVIII

A great kingdom will remain helpless
Near the Ebro they will gather in assemblies.
The Pyrenean mountains will console him
As the earth trembles in May

IN short, this is a reet load of tosh

[guncrasher]

IN short, this is a reet load of tosh

i don't believe in rapture ,but a massive earthquake in the month of May was mentioned by Nostradamus 3 times, and hasn't been  fulfilled yet;

planetary aligment this month;
http://www.news.com.au/technology/sci-tech/friday-the-13th-and-the-planets-align/story-fn5fsgyc-1226055078182

CENTURY X X.LVII
A very great trembling in the month of
May,Saturn in Capricon,Jupiter and
Mercury in Tarrus,Venus in Cancer,Mars
In Virgo and hails will fall bigger than egg.


CENTURY IX IX.LXXXIII
There will be a massive earthquake.The great
Theatre full will be ruined,darkness and
Trouble in the air,sky and land then they
Call upon the faithless God and saints.


CENTURY VI VI.LXXXVIII

A great kingdom will remain helpless
Near the Ebro they will gather in assemblies.
The Pyrenean mountains will console him
As the earth trembles in May

there are several major earthquakes every month of the year somewhere in the planet.

semp

[VonMessa]

I was waiting for this kind of rapture....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM 

If the end of the world means that a (circa: 1980's) Debbie Harry is coming to my house, I'm OK with that... 

[NatCigg]

be praised i have saved the earth by kicking mars out of my virgo.   now head this ... the End is coming, all will be over from the impending calamities. Tho fear not, for i have seen the light upon my soul, sent from the angels by the hand of our lord.  All has been deciphered, the truth has been found. Im here to share this with you and all who can repent.  for a nominal pending tax deductable fee i will share with you my blessed offerings.  all your worries will be reduced and your hope restored following the purchase of my new book. a mere 24.95 plus shipping and handling for a surefire escalator from the horrors of the earth.

[pipz]

cripes....I guess I will have to cut the grass after all.........................


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

[Angus]

We're gonna have dead sheep from this one, that started last night:

[ozrocker]

You might want to mount a few while you still can

Seriouly though, be safe

                                                                                           <S> Oz

[NatCigg]

joke i heard....what are you going to do when the word is coming to a end?  First ill mount my secretary, then i will go mount my girlfriend, then, if i have time, ill go home and mount my wife. 

[Angus]

You might want to mount a few while you still can

Seriouly though, be safe

                                                                                           <S> Oz

The ash of last year contained a lot of Iron. I need Iron for my bloodstream, which is vital for.....mounting
This eruption is much bigger than the last one we had, but it is in a "safe" distance, so to speak. Unless.....the chain of volcanoes open up in the area like in the 18th century. Then we are in deep doo-doo, and need many mountings to spawn in for the casualties.

[TOMCAT21]

Angus be safe....