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Offline gyrene81

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jack a-- 3
« on: May 23, 2011, 01:02:17 PM »
anyone watch it yet? i saw a preview on a dvd rental last night and choked then spewed coke all over the place when the scene where 2 of the guys were going to high 5 each other and one gets slapped down by a big spring loaded hand... :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol ...took me 10 minutes to recover enough to clean up the mess.

i'm not a fan of stupid human tricks like those guys have been pulling and filming for years but...  :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol it's like a train wreck, you can't help but look...and some of it is friggin hilarious.
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Re: jack a-- 3
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 01:04:15 PM »
Yes, and I am telling you now the last scene is the most vial and discusing thing you will ever see. I almost threw up in the theater.  It was VERY funny though.

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Offline Tigger29

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Re: jack a-- 3
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 01:08:54 PM »
You know, I didn't see even the first "jack" until about a year ago.  I have to admit, the "idea" of that film was just appalling to me.  I had no desire to watch it and really just felt it was all flat out stupid and disgusting.

Then while channel surfing I came across something on one of the movie channels that just made me LAUGH MY REAR END OFF!  Oh my god it was so hilarious!  I almost threw up due to laughing so hard!  It was the BABY POWDER FART SCENE!  I have no idea why but just thinking about it is making me laugh right now!

Shortly after that my g/f supported my new-found humor by buying me the DVD box set and I have to admit... most of it is pretty stupid but the ones that are funny are REALLY FREAKIN' FUNNY!

I don't know if I'll run to go see it anytime soon, but I'll definitely have no issues renting or buying it when it comes out on disc!

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Re: jack a-- 3
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 01:17:11 PM »
was watching the "best of JAck a** 3" on youtube...not too funny. the spring loaded hand was probably the funniest in the 20 or so scenes.
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Re: jack a-- 3
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2011, 01:54:58 PM »
Stupid people doing stupid stuff.

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Offline gyrene81

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Re: jack a-- 3
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 02:31:11 PM »
i had to watch the deleted brittany spears in the bungee outhouse clip...roflmao, they should have left it in the movie...most appropriate place for her.

those guys have some really weak stomachs for the stupid stunts they pull...it's like stupid stunt - barf, stupid stunt - barf...  :huh
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