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Offline caldera

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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2011, 10:08:59 AM »
Quote from: BaldEagl on August 16, 2011, 10:48:29 PM
At least you're on the list.  I'm waiting to get on the list that's waiting to get on the list.  At least I can wait to get on the list.  I'm good at waiting.  Well really not.  I've never been a waiter.  I was pretty good with lists though.  Would it help if I made a list of things I'm not good at or should I wait?

It's even worse than you thought, old chap:

  Due to the tremendous influx of new applications, I'm afraid that we have no recourse but to pare down the list even further.  Effective immediately, only players on a two week trial account will be accepted onto the waiting list. I apologize to all the veterans clamoring for position on the waiting list but the sheer volume of applicants necessitates eliminating all pick-tards, alt-tards, score-tards, ho-tards and run-tards. We have standards to uphold.   :salute
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Offline BaldEagl

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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2011, 10:51:46 AM »
Quote from: caldera on August 21, 2011, 10:08:59 AM
It's even worse than you thought, old chap:

  Due to the tremendous influx of new applications, I'm afraid that we have no recourse but to pare down the list even further.  Effective immediately, only players on a two week trial account will be accepted onto the waiting list. I apologize to all the veterans clamoring for position on the waiting list but the sheer volume of applicants necessitates eliminating all pick-tards, alt-tards, score-tards, ho-tards and run-tards. We have standards to uphold.   :salute

I'm hurt as I am none of the above listed tards.  I'm a die-tard AHian.  Does this mean I should wait for the waiting list for the list to re-open?
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2011, 10:59:41 AM »
well i was going to ask to be on that list but after looking at the very strict guildlines i am now more than ever determined to be a Muffintop   :joystick:
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2011, 01:05:26 PM »
not fair, i gave up my spot on the muppets list to come join the waiting list here.  I am out of both of them  :mad:.   i demand to be another list of people kicked out of waiting list, damn it I want to be on a list  :bhead :bhead.

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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #49 on: August 22, 2011, 02:25:20 PM »
Alright, maybe we can pool all the other applicants into a runoff lottery (of course, there will be a waiting list for the lottery). 
One lucky vet will earn the right to be on the waiting list behind the two weekers.  :cheers:
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #50 on: August 22, 2011, 07:01:06 PM »
I wanna be on that list....plus I know Haxxor personally and i can use that to influence his vote.
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #51 on: August 22, 2011, 09:45:58 PM »
you already have influenced my vote that's why there was  no return offered to the pigs and you were handed over to them on an as-is basis. :D
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #52 on: August 24, 2011, 02:44:44 PM »
But you gave them a defective item...you know there are lemon laws in effect...LOL
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #53 on: August 24, 2011, 04:05:21 PM »
Since you are "The Muffintops" what are you doing with the left over muffin bottoms? Leaving them at random soup kitchens? You are aware that the homeless might like to have a muffin top? Because they are homeless do they only deserve the bottoms?  I really need these questions answered so that I can decide whether I wish to remain on the waiting list for the waiting list.  If you cannor or refuse to answer the above questions I will be forced to move my name to the waiting list to be removed from the waiting to be on the waiting list...list...I think. :huh
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #54 on: August 24, 2011, 11:10:10 PM »
 :O  Bottomless Muffintops.  Too much information.   :uhoh
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #55 on: August 25, 2011, 01:52:16 PM »
in the movie kumar and harold go to guantanamo bay, the idea for the bottomless party was taken from the muffintops.

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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #56 on: August 25, 2011, 06:05:50 PM »
Quote from: ebfd11 on August 24, 2011, 02:44:44 PM
But you gave them a defective item...you know there are lemon laws in effect...LOL

Caveat Emptor, POTW.  :D
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #57 on: August 26, 2011, 12:43:27 AM »
I would like to join the Muffintops. I am a new player. I have never played AH before. What is an airplaine?

<-- Is this one?
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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #58 on: August 26, 2011, 01:25:00 PM »
Quote from: GNucks on August 26, 2011, 12:43:27 AM
I would like to join the Muffintops. I am a new player. I have never played AH before. What is an airplaine?

<-- Is this one?

arent you vnucks and play for the vtards?  oh wait... you are right, that is what an airplane looks like  :D.

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Re: Muffintops are not recruiting - take a number
« Reply #59 on: August 26, 2011, 04:25:16 PM »
boy the list to get on the waiting list just keeps getting longer. we may have to bump semp's and lawndart's shades off that list.
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