I Should Be Mowing Grass

[VonMessa]

Everything used to be fine.

Til HiTech got rid of the sheep 

[MaSonZ]

at least you have an excuse to own a rider mower... or do you?

i do..but ive only used it once or twice this year. and the lawn has been mowed a good dozen times.
the beast:


damn close. take away the seat and change out the mowing deck on the front itll be the same. run with her for 6 hours 

[TheBug]

Back in 2003 the wife wanted our cupboards removed for actual cabinetry.   I exclaim.  "Great!, I work midnights, I'll demo the kitchen myself."

If only she knew of the concocted plan of the day.  

The "Routine" (as it is now called by the wife, went like this):

6:00am - Stare at the previous days progress
6:01am - Grab some breakfast, recline on the LazBoy
7:00am - Remove a cabinet here, chip some more 1" ceramic tiles (had to be over 800 of these fuggers)
8:00am - Fire up Aces High, fly a couple hours
10:00am - Reclines in the LazBoy and nap (pace yourself when not being supervised by the wife)
12:00pm - Grab some lunch
12:15pm - Fire up Aces High again
3:00pm - Remove some more stuff (just enough to make a difference)
4:00pm - Time it so your removing the last thing when she strolls through the door.

I got away with this for 3 days   She came home with me sleeping on the LazBoy.    


Now she hounds me about chores.  

Hehe, that is great. 

My wife would be on to me the first day.   

[gyrene81]

this is my idea of a perfect yard...



no wear and tear on the mower...all you need is some weed killer here and there.

[Banshee7]

How about brush hogging 120  


And then bail it...

Not hard at all for us.  The air conditioner works great in our JDs