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Offline Tupac

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Potential Darwin award winner
« on: June 10, 2011, 09:40:00 PM »
http://www.elpasotimes.com/ci_18238690?source=most_emailed

It says he jumped from a tree, but he didnt just jump from any tree, he jumped from the infamous barbed wire tree, which is covered in barbed wire (as the name implies)
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 10:19:38 PM »
Ill give you URL skills a darwin award. That link takes you to a report of someone drowning.

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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 10:33:51 PM »
Ill give you URL skills a darwin award. That link takes you to a report of someone drowning.

Yup. He was drunk and jumped off a tree and hit his head.
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 10:38:36 PM »
link doesnt mention a "barb wire tree"..just says "jumped out of a tree"....
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2011, 10:41:06 PM »
link doesnt mention a "barb wire tree"..just says "jumped out of a tree"....

My friend told me it was the barbed wire tree
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 10:44:00 PM »
until i see proof im not buying it  :aok
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 11:05:32 PM »
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2011, 11:07:24 PM »
im a believer.
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2011, 01:02:47 AM »
considering the area...may as well be backwater arkansas, not a lot of smarts.
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2011, 01:06:19 AM »
considering the area...may as well be backwater arkansas, not a lot of smarts.

We are #3 or 4 in Texas for DUI arrests
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2011, 09:07:48 AM »
considering the area...may as well be backwater arkansas, not a lot of smarts.

Even the people in "backwater arkansas" aren't that stupid.
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2011, 09:19:28 AM »
Even the people in "backwater arkansas" aren't that stupid.
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2011, 09:52:52 AM »
He's from El Paso.
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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2011, 02:22:53 PM »
Proof once again that stupidity kills....

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Re: Potential Darwin award winner
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2011, 02:47:16 PM »
 :lol
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