Worth another punt,..still laughing at this one!
And from the FDB's website under rules..take some time to visit, it's very entertaining!
Chute shooting, Head-oning and Ditching: As these three
issues are hot-potatoes in Aces High, the founders of FDB feel
it necessary to issue rules to squad members regarding them.
No member of FDB may shoot an opponent's chute unless they
suspect him of whining at least once in his present or any
former life. No member of FDB may head on an opponent
unless the urge strikes them. No member of FDB may kill an
opponent who is trying to ditch unless they are struck with the
inspiration to do so. No member of FDB may ditch his plane
unless he has to urinate really, really bad. Anyone who
suspects an FDB member to be falsifying claims of bladder
fullness to escape death by ditching should stop to consider
how much alcohol must be consumed by said member to
comply with the squad's blood alcohol requirement.
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 02-06-2001).]
