The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
At least that's longer than my fights

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Sounds like some people I know