Week 2 of the Bring the Jug to AH Campaign was somewhat dismal.
After considering a celebrity spokeswoman for the campaign, Westy and Crapgame were forced to acknowledge she was overmodelled and so Ms. Parton was turned down. We expect to conduct further interviews next week.
Re-examined proposal to storm HTC offices with Swimsuit Models and ply the staff with Mezcal.
Discovered Crapgame will not be able to attend the AH Con and campaign personally for introduction of the Jug. Noted that HTC diabolically scheduled the Con for the week of my wedding. Bastiges!!!
Initiated rigorous loyalty tests to determine the source of the leak to HTC which divulged the date of my wedding and prompted them to schedule the Con at that time.
More work ahead Jugoons...Unite NOW!! Bring the Jug to AH!!!
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2nd Lt. Crapgame
62nd F.S.
56th F.G. "Zemke's Wolfpack"
