Damn it........WHY???????????????? oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!
You better check again and this time use your other hand to smack the back of your hand that is covering your face. Smack it real hard.
EDIT: I know only Waffle and the other Aggies will fall for this. Skuzzy, Pyro, Hitech, or Sudz, when Waffle's nose is bleeding when you see him at the coffee bar, it's not the thin air or a sign of illness, it's just that mean old Longhorn tricking him again.