Community Story, one sentence each.

[ACE]

The brits wake up in the morning with some tea saying to their wives "Ello chaps."
Kazaa then preceds to dominate the track in Iracing, over the vox he says "Cherio gents" k

[bagrat]

Seque to the other guy who returns from a gnarly deuce moment  responding "top of the mournin to ya gov'nahh!", as onlookers try to figure out just wtf is half a tea cake.

[guncrasher]

then they realize they hate stupid threads.

semp

[Slash27]

Sunbat chirps, "We were just showing him a little bit of updog." Skuzzy quickly snaps back, "What is UPDOG?", with a glare of disapproval on his face.  Sunbat's troll face lights up and he quickly replies, "Oh not much dawggg, what up wich u?!".....

Continue..

Skuzzy leaves the room and all eyes turn to Krusty. Irish walks up and duct tapes a large fork in Krustys hand and pulls him towards the nearest power outlet, while Krusty's girl like screams of protest fill the halls they inch closer, and closer to the outlet

[olds442]

Skuzzy leaves the room and all eyes turn to Krusty. Irish walks up and duct tapes a large fork in Krustys hand and pulls him towards the nearest power outlet, while Krusty's girl like screams of protest fill the halls they inch closer, and closer to the outlet

but as irish is about to plug Krustys hand into the outlet, Krusty thinks that this is silly way to plug a human into a outlet and then begins to.

[ACE]

Slash the skin on the fork is wrong!

[olds442]

Slash the skin on the fork is wrong!

THEN A RANDOM SKINNING NOOB comes in and makes a skin for the fork, but Krusty is appalled! and screams THIS SKIN HAS ONLY 3 TO 4 LAYERS! THIS IS A MESS!

[SunBat]

THEN A RANDOM SKINNING NOOB comes in and makes a skin for the fork, but Krusty is appalled! and screams THIS SKIN HAS ONLY 3 TO 4 LAYERS! THIS IS A MESS!

( nice.)

Krusty uses his other hand to reject and remove the skin that would have protected him, and rather than employ that hand in fighting for his life, places  it back over his mouth to continue to scream like the aforementioned little girl; Zap calmly walks over and distracts Irish with a hostess cupcake and repositions his hand so that it is touching the metal of the fork, the fork finds purchase in the socket, Krusty squeals and faints, when he falls, his skirt opens enough to give Thing a little treat, Thing smiles and shows his fabulous American teeth,  Irish gets nailed by the shock but is immune to this now, he is still angry Zap got him again, he turns on Zap and a brawl breaks out...

[fbEagle]

Wait!! WAIT WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!! what hapened to skuzzy again?? IM SO LOST!!!!! 

[Slash27]

Slash the skin on the fork is wrong!

[Agent360]

....Skuzzy is leaning against the bar after yelling very loudly "SEE RULE #4"....the bartender distracts Skuzzy with a tall glass of scotch. Skuzzy turns to the bar and tilts it up....and then Zap slams Krusty onto the bar which then causes Skuzzy to spill his scotch onto Krustys head....Sunbat is standing next to Skuzzy and lights a cigar and drops the match onto Krustys head which immedialty catches his hair fire. Krusty jumps up and begins break dancing around the bar yelling...my hair is on fire my hair is on fire my hair is on fire. INK sais calmy...should we put him out?

[Agent360]

I am dying to know what happens next!!!!!

[ozrocker]

then they realize they hate stupid threads.

semp

But are still inclined to post reply

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