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Offline Tec

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2011, 02:31:22 PM »
Jeez, I've had 1 girlfriend. Raptordude puts me to shame.

C'mon dude, you have an airplane now!  If the proverbial $500 cheeseburger isn't a good first date IDK what is.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2011, 04:16:09 PM »
I had my first girl friend in 2nd grade, we lasted until the middle of 6th when I switched schools, ironic part was she was cheating with my best friend.  :rofl me being me I shrugged it off an pretended to not care. my most recent break up is begging for me back. I'm livin the high life don't you think  :devil
Edit: As I said my longest real relationship was 4 months, the elementary one was more of a play kinda bf gf

I win! My first was like halfway through 1st grade. :devil

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2011, 04:33:58 PM »
Me and my ex recently broke up because I was spending too much time with NCAA football 12 on my ps3. I chose the ps3, no lie.

You made the right choice, she was probabley too needy and dependent, you took the shortcut to finding that out and had some more fun doing it too.  :aok   Now the bad news, to meet a better one, you're going to still have to get off the PS3.  :D


There are no dumb reasons to dump a girl...   :cheers:

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I usually split when they start acting like their in love after a month..

... or less.  :uhoh  :bolt:


i was forced to choose between "flying those stupid computer airplanes" and a girl that was perfect for me.    still flying stupid computer airplanes.  :airplane:

You could of made the other choice... but would of still ended up at the same ultimate destination... just been a lot broker and balder... like me. :D


If you had to choose, she wasn't perfect for you...

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C'mon dude, you have an airplane now!  If the proverbial $500 cheeseburger isn't a good first date IDK what is.

Pretty much.  Take it for the blessing it is, every woman in the world will want you to take them out for a $500 cheeseburger, but will they even be worth the trouble of asking to help you wash your plane or fuel it up for the trip (or other things that, besides a $500 cheeseburger, you both would enjoy doing together).  :aok


I win! My first was like halfway through 1st grade. :devil

Oh oh, does the girl that I hungout and watched Smurfs with everyday after preschool and while waiting to be picked up by my mommy after work count?  :rolleyes:  What's the prize anyways?



This topic = win.  :rofl

I had a good old friend who was in a ~6 year relationship with this girl, they even ended up having a kid (never married though), their last straw (of a series of mundane arguments obviously signifying the end of their relationship): she vacumed over his computer cables underneath his desk by the foot area.... :rolleyes: ahhhh, love.  I know at least another 6 friends of mine that would in comparison kill in their relationships to have a woman that even knows how to plug in a vacum cleaner.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2011, 11:24:46 PM »
:rofl I needed a laugh... so I read these.

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2011, 11:30:50 PM »
You made the right

I know at least another 6 friends of mine that would in comparison kill in their relationships to have a woman that even knows how to plug in a vacum cleaner.


a woman that cant plug in a vacum??!thats not a woman
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2011, 03:14:58 AM »
I would prefer a girl who is also a pilot, and those are rare. All the ones I've met are 5+ years older than I am, and not interested in some kid.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2011, 10:03:16 AM »
I would prefer a girl who is also a pilot, and those are rare. All the ones I've met are 5+ years older than I am, and not interested in some kid.

They'll still be there once you've grown up.  Remember what Wooderson says:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wf-mRo7C2I
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2011, 10:16:45 AM »
I would prefer a girl who is also a pilot, and those are rare. All the ones I've met are 5+ years older than I am, and not interested in some kid.

There were RL female pilots back then.  I bet they'd love AH.  They're probably up in their years by now.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2011, 10:23:42 AM »
When I making my transfer to first I had a chubby burnette date me she musta been 80lbs I was 45lbs in 1st, because she sucked toes! I do like fat women though...
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2011, 10:54:43 AM »
I dumped her because she wouldn't make me a sammich.
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2011, 11:11:09 AM »


Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2011, 11:15:55 AM »

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




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And you dumped her?   :huh

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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2011, 11:19:12 AM »
She did almost every guy in the school, wasn't me it was my best friend. He found out the first month and dumped her, but by then it was to late  ;)  :rofl Poor bastage
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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2011, 12:26:36 PM »

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




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Re: Dumbest reasons to dump a girl
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2011, 12:54:28 PM »

Caught her in bed with her best friend, Amanda.




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