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Offline caldera

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Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« on: July 24, 2011, 12:50:46 PM »
This is the story of my bestest buddy Haxxor and his initial testing of the newly released "Anti-Vulch-Bot":

Our hero managed to make it off the runway during a brief moment when the FH were still up and the cherry-vulchers were landing their hard-earned kills.
After killing some hordlings and their troops, his fuel tanks ran dry...



Low, slow and dead stick - the perfect bait to bring a Corsair down from his holding pattern over the airfield.




"I hope you hit a tree, you bastage!"  :furious




So close and yet, so far.




Mr. corsair probably telling his buddies about the great fight he just had. "I pwned that N1K doodz!"




"Tell Mr. Myagi that I won't be feeling well enough to wax the rest of his cars."




Bounce!




Another bounce! 




One more to complete the technically difficult "Triple Lindy"




And a perfect slide.  Even the Russian judge might have to give him a 10 for that one.




WOOOOHOOOO!  :x       Muttley laughs at vulch fails.   :rofl


« Last Edit: July 24, 2011, 12:59:54 PM by caldera »
"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
 And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds.
 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."

Offline gpwurzel

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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2011, 01:10:39 PM »
Lmao, excellent - no kill for jooo.

Needed that giggle Snuggies, cheers fella.

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Offline StokesAk

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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2011, 01:42:27 PM »
 :rofl

Would have been even cooler if he had bounced off the ground and shot the corsair out of the sky!  :cheers:
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Offline RTHolmes

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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2011, 03:04:17 PM »
nice :aok
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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2011, 03:06:29 PM »
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Offline caldera

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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 08:30:16 AM »
Lmao, excellent - no kill for jooo.

Needed that giggle Snuggies, cheers fella.

Wurz


 :cheers:  Wurz


:rofl

Would have been even cooler if he had bounced off the ground and shot the corsair out of the sky!  :cheers:

He would be living up to his game ID with that move. :ahand


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"Then out spake brave Horatius, the Captain of the gate:
 To every man upon this earth, death cometh soon or late.
 And how can man die better, than facing fearful odds.
 For the ashes of his fathers and the temples of his Gods."

Offline dkff49

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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2011, 02:00:07 AM »
That was the best ending to a sortie that I have had in a long time. Nothing like getting a few kill son some hordlings and then denying kills to a vulcher in such a way as to get a successful landing with his assistance.

These are some really good pics caldera, they tell the story very nicely. :aok
Haxxor has returned!!!!
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Offline M0nkey_Man

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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2011, 09:01:05 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Vulch Denied, a.k.a. "Triumph Over Tardage"
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2011, 11:38:25 AM »
LOL awesome pics and sweet DENIAL!!!

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