that's what shotguns and tree snakes are for ya heyah?
well, here;s part of what i get to deal with.
my shop.....i rent the building, at a gas station. in new jersey, that's the best way, unless you can afford to build something brand new on virgin land, thanks to the dep, epa, and probably a couple other alphabet agencies.
the property is owned by indians. he has sikh's(i think.....they're the ones that wear turbans, and are disgustingly nice) pumping the gas for him.
they don't like chasing or killing anything it seems. they feed the birds, on the side of the building. most of the birds that come are those british starlings(i think that's what they're called). these things now live in the soffet of the building, near the building perimeter lights.
they poop on friggin anything black. nothing it seems of any other color. hell, i just yesterday, parked a customers s-10(tan) where i normally park my dakota. not a dam thing on it. yet my dakota, or my jeep parked there, look like they were attacked by the pigeons in high anxiety.