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Offline Rob52240

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Former Marine Sniper Slapped With 3,000-Yard Restraining Order
« on: August 11, 2011, 11:46:48 AM »
Thought this article was funny

Former Marine Sniper Slapped With 3,000-Yard Restraining Order
http://www.theonion.com/articles/former-marine-sniper-slapped-with-3000yard-restrai,5485/
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Re: Former Marine Sniper Slapped With 3,000-Yard Restraining Order
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2011, 11:51:53 AM »
it's not a news article.  it's a joke, you can see that from less than 3k yards way.

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Re: Former Marine Sniper Slapped With 3,000-Yard Restraining Order
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2011, 11:52:51 AM »
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Blackwood would not comment on the judge's decision, saying only that he still loved Holman and was trying to understand the distance and crosswinds that separated them.
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Re: Former Marine Sniper Slapped With 3,000-Yard Restraining Order
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2011, 12:03:05 PM »
Yes it's a joke.  Everyone knows that nothing on the onion is actually true.  Aside from the article about the recent earthquake that ruined the weekend plans of a bunch of rescue workers.
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