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Offline RedTop

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Serious depression....
« on: August 23, 2011, 04:24:37 PM »
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your tulips and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.....I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. . . . . Then . . .



  they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
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Offline B-17

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 04:28:59 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl Priceless!







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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 04:43:05 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline F22RaptorDude

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2011, 04:44:33 PM »
 :rofl :rofl
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Offline skorpion

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2011, 04:51:25 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  classic!

Offline gyrene81

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2011, 05:16:30 PM »
lmfao!!!  :rofl  :lol  :rofl  :lol
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Offline allaire

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2011, 05:21:43 PM »
Hehe that's a great joke. :aok :rofl
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Offline M0nkey_Man

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 06:56:09 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :noid
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Offline smoe

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2011, 07:01:09 PM »
omg  :rofl, did they also ask if u would be willing to scream "Allah" at the top of ur lungs?

Offline Sonicblu

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2011, 10:00:36 PM »
That's funny stuff right there. :rofl :rofl :rofl

Offline fbEagle

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2011, 10:34:24 PM »
DAM too long to post to facebook! M U S T  E D I T  T O  P O S T ! ! NOOO
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Offline MaSonZ

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2011, 10:44:52 PM »
I saw this on these forums not to long ago I thought.... :noid
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Offline mthrockmor

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Re: Serious depression....
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2011, 10:45:16 PM »
Not politics! Just priceless humor. I've forwarded to my whole family.

And the truth shall set you free...

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