The Angry Blonde

[Devil 505]

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"

[M0nkey_Man]

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"

[skorpion]

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"

i got a good "3 chicks..." story.

3 women all on an island, the first one (brunette) tries to swim back to shore, but gets hit by a boat 5 miles off the coast. the second one (redhead) swims to the shore and makes it there safely, the third one (blonde) swims within half a mile of safety, says that shes tired and swims all the way back to the island and says "ill try again tomorrow". *repeat the blonde girl part 5 times over, by the 6th time she dies*

[phatzo]

A blonde marches on to a domestic jet in Brisbane with an economy ticket but heads straight to first class and sits down. The stewardess approaches her and says she can't sit in first class, to which the blonde replies "I'm blonde I'm beautiful, I'm sitting in first class and flying to Melbourne". The stewardess goes and gets the chief stewardess who asks the blonde to please go to economy class as her ticket states, but the blonde just said "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm sitting in first class and flying to Melboure". The cheif stewardess heads up to the cockpit to explain the situation and the captain said "It's OK my wife is a blonde, I know how to handle this". The captain walks up to the blonde in first class and whispers something in her ear and she promptly gets up and goes back to economy. When the captain comes back to the cockpit the crew are amazed and asked him what he had said to get her to move so easily. I just told her first class is only going as far as Sydney, he said.

[des506]

 

[SmokinLoon]

See Rules #2, #4

[fbEagle]

See Rules #2, #4

             Theres always one... :rolls eyes

[gyrene81]

lmao good one   

[Vulcan]

Real angry blonde story:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5460361/Wifes-rampage-at-the-wrong-address

Wife's rampage at the wrong address
Last updated 13:27 17/08/2011

A Nelson woman enraged at finding out her husband was having an affair drove at speed through closed gates and into a building where she thought the other woman lived – only to be told by her husband that she had the wrong building.

A 25-year-old woman, who has interim name suppression, appeared in the Nelson District Court yesterday and admitted one charge of intentionally causing $42,823 worth of damage at an apartment complex in Trafalgar St.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer said the woman and her husband were having marital problems, and on June 30 they were driving in Nelson.

Mr Stringer said the woman became furious after reading text messages from another woman, and demanded that her husband tell her where the other woman lived. They then drove to a Trafalgar St address.

The woman was angry and upset and demanded to know which apartment the woman lived in.

Mr Stringer said the woman accelerated suddenly and crashed through the closed gates of the apartment complex, before accelerating again and smashing into the garage of an apartment.

Her husband ran off, and the woman backed out of the driveway, colliding with a parked car and forcing a resident to jump out of the way.

She then drove a short distance before parking and waiting for police.

Mr Stringer said the woman's husband then told her that the other woman did not live in the apartment she had hit.

Police are seeking $42,823 reparation.

Judge Tony Zohrab convicted the woman and remanded her until October 3 for sentencing. He called for reparation and pre-sentence reports.

[F22RaptorDude]

Real angry blonde story:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5460361/Wifes-rampage-at-the-wrong-address

[SmokinLoon]

Double standards, gotta love 'em.