aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA

[Dragon]

I even made a parody of the deadliest catch theme song:

I'm on a schooner!
It's the wooden horse I ride,
Through the wind and cold.

Will they find me?
Dead or alive?



-Penguin

Seriously, that's terrible!





I'm a deck hand, on this wooden boat I ride
I'm feeling good, so alive
I'm a Penguin, I got this knife in my side
I was wanted more dead than alive


I'm a dead guy, in this wooden box I ride
I'm wanted dead not alive
I started stinking so they stuffed me inside
I'm wanted dead not alive
Dead not alive (4x)







Fixed

[2ADoc]

Sorry no machetes allowed tried that lt last year, and they would not let me take my Judge into the game either, even though, I did tell them it was the perfect zombie gun.

[skorpion]

How did the boat license go?
did Mrs. Puff pass you?

[B-17]

That's ridiculous.

[phatzo]

I told her to keep her mouth shut! 

that trick never works.

[wil3ur]

I don't know if I could handle this...  one day at work, I said to a coworker, "How are you doing today?"  he says, "I'm feeling like a zombie."  Next thing you know I'm in the office because apparantly saying, "You just said the wrong *&#!ing thing..."  and grabbing a stapler in self defense was considered threatening.  ...also the Zombie defense didn't work.

[VonMessa]

I don't know if I could handle this...  one day at work, I said to a coworker, "How are you doing today?"  he says, "I'm feeling like a zombie."  Next thing you know I'm in the office because apparantly saying, "You just said the wrong *&#!ing thing..."  and grabbing a stapler in self defense was considered threatening.  ...also the Zombie defense didn't work.

Well I think you reacted appropriately.   

Don't worry, they will be the first to become zombie meals...