History of a fighter pilot

[MK-84]

This is for all the newer pilots in AH, a little history lesson for you all.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fighter_pilot

edit: contains some strong language

[IrishOne]

"The secret ingredient in Red Bull is sweat from a fighter pilots arse crack, which explains the drinks peculiar taste, and its ability to "give you wings" "

"They don't give a **** if the pattern is full. They WILL buzz the tower whenever they damn well please."

 

[JOACH1M]

fighter pilot is one of those elite men who has been selected to fly sleek, sexy, supersonic aircraft in dazzling aerial combat, as well as put on cool airshows and pose for photographs. Only the best pilots in the world get to be fighter pilots. The rest fly slow, heavy, ugly aircraft used to haul rubber dog crap out of Hong Kong, or worse, Detroit.

[ACE]

Top Gun

[JOACH1M]

How do you tell if a fighter pilot is in the room? Just wait a minute ... he'll tell you!


Best one 

[Flipperk]

LOL!!

F-22 ("Raptor"): Rapist, Boat, Showboat and Toucan Sam. The only fighter that can turn up its own aerse, kill everything in the sky, is invisible to radar, and the list goes on and on, yet the Air Force still parks them outside because building new hangars is too expensive.

A-10 ("Wart on my Hog"): The only gun that comes with it's own plane.



aahhhh...What the hell?


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Government


   

[321BAR]

 

AV-8B: Product of a drunken one night stand between a Huey and an A-4.

Lightning: Britttish vintage, used to eat popsicle cats, see below.
Jaguar: Variable noise, constant thrust.
Mirage: French piece of toejam that was sprinkled all over Iraq.
Rafael: Another French POS. Like they'll fight anything ever.
Eurofighter: We aren't even going to go there.
Lockheed: Hell, if the above is a fighter plane name, then so is this.
Tornado: Reasonably good plane flown by our Britttish, Eyetalian and German friends, do Saudis count as friends too?

[B4Buster]

 

[bagrat]

"Image of Su47's shooting down US F22 in the battle of canada, note the stupid russians put the wings on backwards."