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Offline pervert

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So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« on: October 09, 2011, 07:06:48 PM »
Iron Eagle

I watched this when I was younger and never noticed how much it sucked, however it sucks so much it is imo now epic for completely different reasons! I can't even remember half the boll0cks in this film?  :rofl :old:

Chappy starts dancing planning the mission Doug looks impressed/aroused?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeVyT56LJ2o

Chappy buys the farm, along with epic I knew I die taped from the grave message!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGvlMHLIi10

Doug vs Col Nakesh, worth it just for the scream at the end and his dad's lines "way to fly doug" talk about a backseat driver!  :banana:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujgFJuE6srg&feature=related

Is this film better than top gun??  :old: :old:

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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 07:08:11 PM »
I tried watching it a few months ago.....man oh man was it horrbile
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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2011, 07:12:33 PM »
i used to watch this over and over as a kid  :rofl    cheesy, yes.  fake as hell, oh yeah.  but still one of my favs  :aok
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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 07:56:01 PM »
I personally have a soft spot for all of the cheesy action movies from the 80's.  It made my childhood fun. :D
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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2011, 07:59:40 PM »
Watch Aces Iron Eagle 3!  Still along the lines of the cheesyness but with WWII planes and countrymen to go with them!
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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2011, 08:12:29 PM »
I can quote every line of that movie. The soundtrack is awesome and the movie is the perfect movie to be an 8 year old airplane loving kid.

Watch what you say about it or else you'll see what happened to Jimmy Branson first hand.

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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2011, 08:26:08 PM »
Some of the worst movies have the best soundtracks.

Great scoring awesome music at the cut-out bins for a buck per cd.

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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 09:35:37 PM »
The best scene is when Chappy is chewing out Doug on the flightline.  Classic Louis Gosset Jr from An Officer and a Gentlemen.
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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 10:37:22 PM »
Watch Aces Iron Eagle 3!  Still along the lines of the cheesyness but with WWII planes and countrymen to go with them!
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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2011, 04:13:20 AM »
Iron Eagle is an epic just for being filmed in Israel using IAF F-16s and Kfirs  :cool:
If you look carefully you will spot lots of writings in Hebrew on various items like their soft drinks and fuel trucks. Very odd for an American base :)

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OK it is total crap.
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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2011, 08:04:08 AM »
I never wasted a second of my life watching it,lol. I heard enough bad things about not to even bother!



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Re: So bad its Epic Iron Eagle
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2011, 08:31:04 AM »
Watch Aces Iron Eagle 3!  Still along the lines of the cheesyness but with WWII planes and countrymen to go with them!

This  :aok


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