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Offline Dichotomy

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Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« on: October 13, 2011, 08:56:10 PM »
A) When I can because I can
B) Freaking the neighbors out is comedy gold

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Offline F22RaptorDude

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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2011, 08:56:55 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2011, 08:58:34 PM »
Well, that takes care of the man's household usefulness. Get one of these to trump the woman and our species won't even be needed any more.
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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2011, 09:20:22 PM »
lmao, taking all the joy out of manhood with those bots...wait, will that give us more time to do fun things?
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2011, 09:24:41 PM »
Newsflash gents

I'm a two time divorcee. 

Who, exactly, do I need or care to be useful to? 

Oh that's right .. nobody.  God I love it
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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2011, 09:25:42 PM »
Didn't say anything about you. :D
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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2011, 09:28:56 PM »
Sandwich not detected... Error... must kill humans  :rofl I can see that happening with something a lil cooler looking, but not this....
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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2011, 09:41:04 PM »
I've had a robomower for years.  Works great.   It saves me about 70 mins worth of mowing each time it runs.  When my neighbor mows, I grab a margarita and wave when he looks my way.
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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2011, 09:43:32 PM »
I'd moon em  :devil
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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 10:14:23 PM »
Add an IR sensor to the front, and if you can find the code that controls the motors you could tell the robot to use its pathfinding abilities to follow the closest heat source that is as close to 37C as possible.  Or, you could train a Chihuahua to be an attack dog, both would be about as effective, but the Chihuahua might land you in jail.

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Re: Okay I'm going to buy one of these
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2011, 10:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Penguin on October 13, 2011, 10:14:23 PM
Add an IR sensor to the front, and if you can find the code that controls the motors you could tell the robot to use its pathfinding abilities to follow the closest heat source that is as close to 37C as possible.  Or, you could train a Chihuahua to be an attack dog, both would be about as effective, but the Chihuahua might land you in jail.

-Penguin
lol'd at the last bit
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