Can't help it 
coarse = cource
butt = but
wroung = wrong
too = to
scence = since
I'm not even a spelling/grammar nazi and I found your post silly. Maybe taxachusetts should spend more of them
on education 
Hey I resent that as I have learn how to use "spell check" and I didn't need to spend any of our tax money on that!
...as for the lettuce issue, as I have always said, LEARN TO DRIVE! They are obstacles put in place to make things more challenging.