Now being a country boy I've run across most species of frog in my area, Bullfrogs, leopard frogs, cricket frogs, tree frogs, etc. My wife found a new species today, we are going to call it "toileticus stickius frogicus" aka toilet frog. Seems this frog is native to the St. Louis area, and is attracted to porcelain. It is also considered the mortal enemy of the tidy bowl man in which it hunts. Seems the best way to get rid of this pesky type of frog is to pee on it and then yell repeatedly for your husband to retrieve it as it tries to escape the toilet. Beware, this is a hard frog to catch since it seems to stick to everything like spider man, and it becomes a one man circus to get it, if it manages to get into the shower with the many smooth surfaces. Fortunately for me, it made a swan dive into the trash can, where it was easily apprehended as the tissue paper tended to slow it's progress considerably. So if you live in the St. Louis area make sure to check before sitting down on the toilet, there may be a surprise for you.
This has been a public service announcement from your favorite aces high trainer
BigRat
