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Offline Tupac

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An old pilot
« on: November 01, 2011, 06:35:10 PM »

An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
 
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
 
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
 
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
 
The two sat sipping in silence.
 
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
 
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.
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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 07:13:07 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 07:29:02 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

that was needed after reading the dog thread, thank you

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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 07:35:30 PM »
saw that one on facebook :lol :aok
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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 08:42:43 PM »
:rofl

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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2011, 08:46:51 PM »
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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2011, 08:47:18 PM »
 :rofl   :rofl   :rofl   :rofl  oldie but goody
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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2011, 08:21:06 AM »
I love being a Lesbian trapped in a man's body   :aok :banana: :banana:
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Re: An old pilot
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2011, 02:40:05 AM »
I love being a Lesbian trapped in a man's body   :aok :banana: :banana:
Yeah I'm pretty OK with it
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