Have you ever done this?

[skorpion]

"OMG!!! I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?". Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here! Then I'm asked "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now". "well are you sure? we can do *sexy voice* alot of things in there." "uhm. hell no." Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".

[bagrat]

yea I had that happen before, have u ever been sitting in the middle stall of 2 people playing battle shiiiiittttssss? One person challenged me, I responded "no thx Id prefer not". Just then the guy on the other side says "I accept your challenge" and thats when the nightmare began.

[curry1]

yea I had that happen before, have u ever been sitting in the middle stall of 2 people playing battle shiiiiittttssss? One person challenged me, I responded "no thx Id prefer not". Just then the guy on the other side says "I accept your challenge" and thats when the nightmare began.

Yep... I know what that is.  Hooray for the internet bringing people together to learn about sick twisted things since whenever Al gore invented it.

[EskimoJoe]

Yep... I know what that is.  Hooray for the internet bringing people together to learn about sick twisted things since whenever Al gore invented it.

Apparently you've never seen Harold & Kumar 

[MachFly]

"OMG!!! I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?". Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here! Then I'm asked "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now". "well are you sure? we can do *sexy voice* alot of things in there." "uhm. hell no." Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".

 


But you did not come up with it 

[curry1]

Apparently you've never seen Harold & Kumar 

It was the reason why i saw it actually.

[skorpion]

But you did not come up with it 

i know. i found it on another forum.

[olds442]

i know. i found it on another forum.

one time at i think at walmart or target i was washing my hands in the bathroom and i herd HELP ME OMG HELP ME IM DIEING HELPPPPP*BLOOD CURTLING SOUND* then some one comes out of the stall a police officer im panicing now and i tell him someone was screan for help and dieing! he looked at me and said "that was my ringtone" im like *facepalm* then walk out and started shaking.... he is a police officer and thats his ringtone.......wow

EDIT: oh yeah my uncles dad had his leg cut off when the toliet he sat on blew up...

[Angus]

Once I found a handwritten scrap of paper in my drawer.
It read:
"Hello there. I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into this scrap of paper. Right now, I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it, because you are smiling. Now would you please pass me to someone else, for I am really Hor#ny. Thank you !"
I used this as a prank many times, and always heard giggles

[Selino631]

Once I found a handwritten scrap of paper in my drawer.
It read:
"Hello there. I am a creature from outer space. I have transformed myself into this scrap of paper. Right now, I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it, because you are smiling. Now would you please pass me to someone else, for I am really Hor#ny. Thank you !"
I used this as a prank many times, and always heard giggles

HAHA!