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Offline Rash

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Bee stings
« on: November 12, 2011, 09:48:55 AM »
A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long. She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.

Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"

... "I was stung by a bee," she answered.

"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.

He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
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Offline RTHolmes

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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2011, 09:58:44 AM »
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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2011, 10:20:56 AM »
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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 11:44:06 AM »
 :rofl   :lol   :rofl   :lol
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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 02:09:08 PM »
 :lol I like that.
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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2011, 02:11:24 PM »
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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2011, 03:05:39 PM »
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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 04:26:26 PM »
good stuff. :rofl
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Re: Bee stings
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2011, 06:04:47 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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