Ha, I should try and sell California on Ebay. Starting bid: $1 million.
You might see this later: "Husband sells himself to take the place of gamer husband." "I will stand in for a husband during any online match in any game so that he will be able to perform his husbandly duties while I make a name for him in cyberspace. While he mows the yard, I will be owning the skies in Aces High and earn 'his' membership in the ROCK 'N ROLL squad. All payments must be made to my wife..."(Image removed from quote.)
I guess my wife noticed I was still logged in...