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Offline Meatwad

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Reality series
« on: November 28, 2011, 01:09:42 PM »
Apparently the new fad for networks to get ratings are shows called "*Insert random word* Wars"

Wish I would be in control, they all would be cancelled  :t
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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Reality series
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2011, 01:10:14 PM »
What about Star Wars? :bolt:

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Re: Reality series
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2011, 01:10:43 PM »
we need a "Whiner Wars"
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Re: Reality series
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 01:12:11 PM »
What about Star Wars? :bolt:

That was before the fad, therefore its perfectly fine
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Offline Pigslilspaz

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Re: Reality series
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 01:13:18 PM »
Then how about Pizza wars?

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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Reality series
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2011, 01:16:14 PM »
NO! Only because someone will have to go and put sausage on it

Give it time, food network will do it after the rest of them have been run into the ground
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Re: Reality series
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2011, 02:08:47 PM »
Troll wars.  Time compressed video of somebody trolling forums/games and talking about the reactions he's getting.  It would also be an excellent show if that was the first 20 minutes of the hour long episode, then the people involved got to meet face to face and carve at one another with rusty meat hooks in some kind of caged pit.

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Re: Reality series
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2011, 02:19:30 PM »
They add War on the end because War Sells. If it's not a battle for someone else, then they don't care.

For example, Storage Wars wouldn't be as cool if it it was Storage Auction or Storage Eviction and repossession. 

We are obsessed with war, battle, competition. As long as it's not my problem, I can laugh about it.
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Re: Reality series
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2011, 02:53:10 PM »
i prefer "battle"  like the old "battle of the network stars" , "battle bots" and the like.

acceptable modern day equivalent?  "battle of the lipstick lesbians: the jello files" 

i'd watch.

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Re: Reality series
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2011, 04:10:33 PM »
Now battle bots was great to watch

Storage wars could be rebranded as "Transfer of nonpay private possession conflicts"
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Re: Reality series
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2011, 04:11:58 PM »
Now battle bots was great to watch

Storage wars could be rebranded as "Transfer of nonpay private possession conflicts"

 :D :rofl
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