December 8, 2011: The Army's paranormal research division has a sudden breakthrough as Private Williams succeeds in channeling his telekinetic powers to achieve brief, somewhat controlled flight.
or possibly:
Yeah, that's Private Johnson. We taught him to fight wrong as a joke. Can't wait to see the look on the enemy's face when he's on point and starts up with this.
My vote's for Dolby's though.
On a somewhat related issue, WHAT THE HECK IS HE ACTUALLY DOING?!
Wiley.
