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Offline skorpion

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2011, 06:38:51 AM »
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Wendy's so hard it turned into a McDonalds.
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Offline tmetal

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2011, 09:25:34 AM »
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2011, 10:03:54 AM »
Chuck Norris never cheats death, he always wins fair and square. :rock
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2011, 10:47:54 AM »
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2011, 01:42:27 PM »
Darth Vader dresses us as Chuck Norris for halloween.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2011, 02:33:44 PM »



 :rofl




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Re: food for thought
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2011, 02:37:17 PM »
OMG as I read this thread the Chuck Norris WoW commercial came on.  :eek: :eek: :eek:

The boogey-man has to go check his boogey-sons closet for any Chuck Norris'.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2011, 02:52:14 PM »
Tim Tebow builds churches in the Philippines in the name of Chuck Norris.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2011, 03:10:30 PM »
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2011, 03:13:35 PM »
Quote from: ink on December 09, 2011, 03:10:30 PM
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No.....that's some one else dressed as Chuck Norris.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2011, 03:14:36 PM »
Chuck Norris can walk on water and swim on land.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2011, 03:15:30 PM »
Quote from: MachFly on December 09, 2011, 03:13:35 PM
No.....that's some one else dressed as Chuck Norris.


 :rofl


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Offline uptown

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Re: food for thought
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2011, 03:16:55 PM »
  Chuck Norris needs hip replacement and a nap.


Is Chuck getting ready to cry in that pic? oh....maybe Bruce just pulled some chest hairs. nvd
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2011, 06:01:42 PM »
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.
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Re: food for thought
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2011, 06:09:45 PM »
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed 100 people. then it exploded.
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