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Offline Tupac

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Tactical Bacon
« on: December 10, 2011, 01:09:15 PM »
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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2011, 01:33:26 PM »
Shouldnt' you be out doing a night, NDB circling approach in 30 knots of wind?
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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2011, 02:15:38 PM »
I'm saving the world today, tomorrow I will be doing the nighttime NDB approaches   ;)
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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2011, 02:26:54 PM »
I was expecting some tasteless joke about heaving the tactical Can-O-Bacon at the Taliban or other such Muslim vermin. 

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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2011, 03:02:50 PM »
I was expecting some tasteless joke about x



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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2011, 04:51:30 PM »
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Its Tactical Bacon in a can. Fully cooked and fully prepared. 10+ year shelf life. Perfect for camping, hunting, zombie standoffs, end of the world scenarios etc. Don't be caught without Tac Bac! Now with more better grammar!
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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2011, 05:22:16 PM »
I was expecting some tasteless joke about heaving the tactical Can-O-Bacon at the Taliban or other such Muslim vermin. 



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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2011, 05:33:16 PM »
Hmmm now I'm hungry fro a BLT
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Re: Tactical Bacon
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2011, 11:22:54 AM »
That stuffs actually pretty good, used to have cans of it stashed at work for the late night bacon cravings. Tasty stuff, just like fresh made bacon (if a bit drier when you have to use the zap-ro-wave).
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