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Offline Hangtime

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2001, 07:17:00 AM »
You get nervous driving a car w/o a sunroof.. and constantly check hi six, while erraticly changing lanes to clear your blind spots.
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Offline Westy MOL

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2001, 07:23:00 AM »
Watching the neighbor screw up working on his house, shaking my head and thinking "what a dweeb".

 What a great topic  :D

    Westy
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Offline Mickey1992

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2001, 07:28:00 AM »
When at work on the PC you try and use the "Z" key to read fine print on your monitor.
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Offline Nifty

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2001, 02:25:00 PM »
You say "nice bounce!" when your cat successfully sneaks up on you while playing and makes you auger (this only happened once.  ONCE I tell you!!!  :o )

You're driving near your local airport, spot a plane in the air and start scheming how to get angles on him given your inferior E state.  (I have been trying to guess distances on them recently... scary!)

You sit at work all day and do nothing but post on this BBS...  OOPS!!!   :D
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Offline sax

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2001, 02:39:00 PM »
You think to yourself, man I,m really looking forword to painting the fence today.

And then you stop and wonder, how can I do this without pissing my wife off.

Sax
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Offline Vulcan

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2001, 02:57:00 PM »
When you think "man I could really clear up this traffic if I just had my tiffie"

When you start using comparing combat tactics and sales pitches

When you pray for rain to give you a good excuse to play all day

When your wife/girlfriend has an affair its 'a good thing coz it gets her out of the house' so you can plau AH
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Offline Eagler

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2001, 03:33:00 PM »
when you drop good money on your pc upgrade every 6 months for nothing more than a few more fps in AH
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Offline Thunder

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2001, 12:54:00 AM »
  • The traffic light turns Yellow then Red and you scream at you wife becuase you thought you disco'd!
  • When your boss asks you when is your next assignment is going to be completed and without thinking you tell him... "Two Weeks!"   :)
  • You have your squad logo painted on the side of your brand new car!
  • A cop pulls you over for speeding and you try and explain that you car is "UBER" & overmodeled.
  • You see smoke in the distance and your first thought is "Are all the Ack down"?
  • You get a call on the phone and the first thing you say is "Roger, Copy 5x5!"
  • Your in a "Greasy Spoon Cafe" and the waitress asks..."You want Tater's with that?"

and you wonder if she's related to hblair!   :D
  • Everyone on the sideway with a Fat Arse reminds you of StSanta!

Thunder

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Offline Pongo

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2001, 01:03:00 AM »
Anything in the sky imediatly draws your attention no matter who your talking to.
You have your calender set to november 2000 cause the date doesnt matter and its a cool picture of Chuck Yeager shooting down one of his 4 190s he got in one day.
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Offline SirLoin

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2001, 01:10:00 AM »
A friend asks you if you want to go camping and your first thought is that of parking a PzIV next to an nme VH.  :D
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Offline Nash

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2001, 04:03:00 AM »
You send an important office memo that's cc'd to various department heads....

...and you sign it with your Aces High handle.
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Offline Vermillion

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2001, 07:07:00 AM »
Duckwing wrote:

 
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When you see a Cespit down low and you have to fight the urge to bounce him

and when you fail to fight that urge you close on his 6 and make RATATATATATATTATA noises on the Unicom frequency.

LOL! OMFG  :D I about choked to death on my Pepsi when I read that one Duck !  :)
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Offline Seeker

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2001, 07:45:00 AM »
I saw a drunk staggering in the market square and making a nusiance of him self.

He bothered a girl who let him have both barrels of her viscious tounge.

He started backing away in a hurry, right over my outstretched leg.

Assist! I thought, and went back to my beer....
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Offline Nifty

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2001, 12:25:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Seeker:
I saw a drunk staggering in the market square and making a nusiance of him self.

He bothered a girl who let him have both barrels of her viscious tounge.

He started backing away in a hurry, right over my outstretched leg.

Assist! I thought, and went back to my beer....

She's a damn Hispano tongue dweeb!!!   ;)
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Offline Jase

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you know your an addict when:
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2001, 12:34:00 PM »
You can never get to work because you keep driving in circles..turning and turning and turning.
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