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Offline mthrockmor

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I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« on: December 24, 2011, 11:10:46 AM »
I was down at the local Walmart (red neck Tennessee, my home) and I watched a cute little 7 or 8 year old boy come bounding up to his Mom. He was super excited because they were going to leave Santa Clause Funions and a malt liquor beer. Most people leave cookies and milk but Santa was get'n hooked up at this house!! The Dad looked at the Mom with a guilty, twisted smile, she looked back like he was an a-hole and said "oh really?!"

Yes Virginia, Santa Clause eats funions and drinks malt liquor beer in Tennessee.

Merry Christmas to all!!!

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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2011, 11:20:30 AM »

  Shouldn't Santa have a signature Tennessee drink?

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Offline Trukk

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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2011, 01:15:16 PM »
What's a "funion"?
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Offline TinmanX

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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2011, 02:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Trukk on December 24, 2011, 01:15:16 PM
What's a "funion"?
It's the only food my wife ever craved when she was pregnant.
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Offline Tupac

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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 02:45:13 PM »
Quote from: Trukk on December 24, 2011, 01:15:16 PM
What's a "funion"?

they put the fu in onion
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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 03:29:55 PM »
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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2011, 08:09:46 PM »
They can also be a fun "bedroom snack".   :O
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Offline Tec

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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2011, 01:26:46 AM »
Quote from: Trukk on December 24, 2011, 01:15:16 PM
What's a "funion"?

Basically they're styrofoam packing peanuts covered in a mixture of salt and yellow 6.  If you eat them sober it feels like you're chewing up Christmas ornaments and fiberglass.  If you eat them stoned or drunk it's like going to heaven.
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Re: I finally have the Christmas spirit...
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2011, 04:23:29 AM »
Quote from: Dragon on December 24, 2011, 08:09:46 PM
They can also be a fun "bedroom snack".   :O


Im never eating funyons again..ever.
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