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Offline Tupac

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A guys fairytale
« on: January 03, 2012, 06:16:15 PM »
I saw this in the bathroom at Boerne Stage airfield, and it made me lol

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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 06:23:04 PM »
 :banana: :banana:
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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 06:23:42 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 06:33:22 PM »
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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 06:57:32 PM »
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See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2012, 08:11:14 PM »
 :cheers:

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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2012, 10:00:36 PM »
Ive seen multiple variations of that story in many pilot stores and FBO's each is a little different but still fun. :cheers:

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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 08:13:07 AM »
WIN

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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 08:23:12 AM »
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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 08:33:51 AM »
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Re: A guys fairytale
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 08:47:24 AM »
Ah the life! I've been married 17 years and even after all that time I'm afraid to show her the picture. Funny stuff! My brother and Dad will love it!

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