Walked in on your wife and some naked guy with a fighter pilot helmet on and then he proceeded to beat you up?

last time I got my but whopped I was 13....so that would be a no

long story short...I was sleeping(that's why I was naked

) and some individual tried to come into the house I was staying at the time to rob my buddy....he had 5-6 knives strapped to his waist, he pulled one and attacked me.....he didn't get anything from the house

I will say that is one (of the many) times I stood before death and did not back down...for I most certainly thought I was dead.
the knife he pulled was the exact type of knife I used at 17...which sent me to prison....