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Offline Rob52240

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Difficult Decision
« on: February 02, 2012, 12:03:20 PM »
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized.

Oh how I love the Onion

http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/
If I had a gun with 3 bullets and I was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, Saddam and Zipp...  I would shoot Zipp 3 times.

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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 12:08:36 PM »
lol
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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 12:40:18 PM »
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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 12:43:00 PM »
The x-ray with the phone to her ear, ROFLMAO.
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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 12:50:59 PM »
Typically blocked here at work.  :bhead
The best story I ever read was in The Onion. It was a "Last Century" book, and had the "big news stories" from The Onion over the last "century".  The title alone had me rolling, something like "Holy S***, Man Walks on F*****:* Moon" but the story, and the supposed quotes from Neal Armstrong as he steps onto the surface, omfg.
The second best was the start of WWI, where every country declares war on.. And listing each one, and ending with one that accidentally declared war on themselves.
I would link them, but I cannot access it here at work.

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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 02:29:51 PM »
Typically blocked here at work.  :bhead
The best story I ever read was in The Onion. It was a "Last Century" book, and had the "big news stories" from The Onion over the last "century".  The title alone had me rolling, something like "Holy S***, Man Walks on F*****:* Moon" but the story, and the supposed quotes from Neal Armstrong as he steps onto the surface, omfg.
The second best was the start of WWI, where every country declares war on.. And listing each one, and ending with one that accidentally declared war on themselves.
I would link them, but I cannot access it here at work.

Bob

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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 02:35:38 PM »
http://www.teoti.co.uk/funny-stuff/68181-wwi-newspaper-onion.html


 :salute

Awesome, and the filter doesn't block it. Good idea not to link the moon landing one, bit profanity laden.

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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 03:01:27 PM »
Contrary to what you may believe, this is nothing new.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPFTEDClb0M
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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2012, 03:11:35 PM »
Contrary to what you may believe, this is nothing new.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPFTEDClb0M

And Bill Cosby does it better than anyone else...

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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 03:20:16 PM »
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized.

Oh how I love the Onion

http://www.theonion.com/video/braindead-teen-only-capable-of-rolling-eyes-and-te,27225/

Great post Rob   :lol    :aok
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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2012, 03:31:27 PM »
 :rofl  PERFECT!!
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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 03:39:13 PM »
 :rofl

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Re: Difficult Decision
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2012, 09:07:03 PM »
Bill Cosby is hard to beat.  My favorite historical Onion headline is this:



If I had a gun with 3 bullets and I was locked in a room with Bin Laden, Hitler, Saddam and Zipp...  I would shoot Zipp 3 times.