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Offline Zoney

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P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« on: February 17, 2012, 11:07:40 AM »
 :O  Thought I was Intercepting Lancs, or B17's or B24's or anything but B29's mate.  Ding Ding Ding Icon pops up and its B29's, high and fast and smart.

I get 3 passes in my P47, pings all 3 times on ya and nothing.  Then you do that turn away thingy making it impossible to get any kind of angle except for your dead 6, well that aint gunna happen sir.

Hangin of your left wing at 1.5k hoping my buddie in the Hurri can maybe distract you for another pass and holes just start appearing in my left wing.  Yeah, the wing farthest from you even.

Did everything I could to get just one kill except "suicide by 6".

Denied.

 :salute  Nice work mate.

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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2012, 12:01:36 PM »

Stupid pig!  No respect for JUGS.   :cry
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 12:09:29 PM »
The tiny whine at the end was a nice touch!  :devil

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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2012, 12:17:31 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl You should have heard him on the radio!  :furious :furious  This stupid jug is at 30,000 ft and hes gonna kill me....ahhhhhhhh!  He has a friend....aHHHHHHHHH! Oh, its all good, I shot them :) :eek: :x :cheers:
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 01:44:57 PM »
i was not aware a hurrin could move fast enough to distract a b-29...need better bait
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 03:08:30 PM »
I k-k-k-k-knew it was s-s-s-someone who was s-s-s-smarter than the average b-b-b-barnyard animal with the Jug wanting to t-t-t-take any angle b-b-b-but my 6. Did the b-b-b-best I could to p-p-p-put you on my 6 with altering course and climb rates. The h-h-h-hurri was not a factor for m-m-m-me. Anyway, you did keep me from making the 8 base run I wanted so I settled for 3 or 4 I think it was. While over A5, I noticed some cons trying to get alt to make a run on me but left them hanging. They followed 3 sectors looking for me but I played with sector lines and made it safely back A60. That was nerve racking, edge of the seat fun.  :salute Zoney! And sort of what Daddkev said, the porker pucker factor was very high during that evolution.  :rofl :rofl

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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 03:12:21 PM »
That pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pig is a ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-killer! :devil :x :devil
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2012, 04:21:12 PM »
 :noid :noid That Pig smells like Cereal!  :noid :noid
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2012, 12:56:37 AM »
Just think, he was probably suckin' on one of these when he got ya
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2012, 09:36:29 AM »
I luckily did not get close enough to see if he was wearing pants, I've heard rumors.  :O
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2012, 04:42:56 PM »
 :noid
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Re: P-P-Porky Pa-Pa-Pa-Pig
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2012, 04:50:12 PM »
 :headscratch: :joystick: :banana: :airplane: :old: :bhead :O :noid :furious Post count....lol PPPPPPPPPPorky
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