CDC news flash !!!!!!

[DrJackyI]

Live from CNN !!!   the CDC in Atlanta Georgia has today released statistics they may jeopardize the future of humanity. In a press release made today, Mr John Doe, Head of the Disease Anylytical Research Dept of the CDC, has presented evidence that a terrible plague has decended upon humanity and no known cure has yet to be found. The disease is not immediately fatal but unfortunately a very seriuos side affect called sophecatus-rectum, can lead to sophication by onself in an obscene manner. Mr Doe has recomended a genicidal creme to help ease the pain but says unfortunately nothing can be done but to pray for a miracle !!!!!

[Ack-Ack]

I'm sure if you pull your head out, you won't suffocate. 
 
ack-ack

[Zoney]

Dang it, I missed this news flash.

I got caught out reading the "DrJack, rage quits again forever in Aces High", that just came across the wire.

There was only one line to go with the headline......"He is expected to return in 2 weeks."

[DrJackyI]

 

[Dragon]

[quote author=                          Davidwales                                                        link=topic=329252.msg4314185#msg4314185 date=1329956150]
Live from CNN !!!   the CDC in Atlanta Georgia has today released statistics they may jeopardize the future of humanity. In a press release made today, Mr John Doe, Head of the Disease Anylytical Research Dept of the CDC, has presented evidence that a terrible plague has decended upon humanity and no known cure has yet to be found. The disease is not immediately fatal but unfortunately a very seriuos side affect called sophecatus-rectum, can lead to sophication by onself in an obscene manner. Mr Doe has recomended a genicidal creme to help ease the pain but says unfortunately nothing can be done but to pray for a miracle !!!!!
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Lighten up Francis!

[whiteman]

David Wales lives