Never owned a cell phone and never will. They're rude little devices that make people feel self important. Take a normal person in a public situation and give them a cell phone and you'll see the amazing transformational powers into selfimportantsalamander happen right before your eyes. Worst invention ever.
People talk while in line at Starbucks, not bothering to hang-up to talk to the person RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
People talk while in restaurants in overly loud tones so everyone knows they're 'really important' and on the phone
People talk while driving their car, putting on their makup, tuning the radio and yelling at their kids in the backseat
People talk while on airplanes even though the message has been to turn off all electronic devices... Just mine won't make a difference, besides, I'm important!
People talk in movie theatres because god forbid they miss a second of the movie, but talking over it so others miss it isn't a big deal, they're not important.
People will STOP talking in mid conversation to pick-up their cell phone and put a real life person standing in front of them on hold because they're not as important.
I can't wait until we get to the point where everyone's walking around with grapefruit sized braintumors and is unable to communicate to someone face to face, and has to resort to 'texting' (NOT A REAL WORD) or calling them up on their phone in order to talk.
The other day I was at the movies. I watched a gentleman out front stop in front of every group of girls out there while 'talking' on his cell phone. He kept stating very loudly about his plans to be in Johannesburg then Vienna for 'Big Money' and 'blah blah blah' 'huge money'. He'd stop and eyeball the group of chicks to see if they were paying attention to how important he is, then move onto the next group. It was hilarious. He must have been really important to be talking about multimillion dollar business at a freaking movietheatre parking lot...
