Kid! Don't take him literally, he means well, but remember that the whole list of jokes is meant to be offensive. The two big things to remember are love, respect, and attention. Give women that and all the rest will fall into place, and if you think about it, that's what you want, too. There's no trick, no magic pick-up line, nothing that will beat those in the long run. Be yourself- it's corny but true. No matter how many times you get rejected, if you pretend in order to win her affection then 'you' will never have a girlfriend- one of you personas will.
-Penguin
