Author Topic: Explaining MPH to a blonde  (Read 1880 times)

Offline uptown

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2012, 07:47:52 AM »
Is she back yet?
She got back and didn't say a word. Just handed me a scratch-off lottery ticket. It said get any 3 like amounts and win that amount. So I get to scratching the ticket and end up with three $10,000 symbols!!!!! :rock I'm sitting there trying to focus and thinking to myself, "I must not be seeing this right." So I break out my glasses and sure enough, it's showing I won $10,000!
I get up, run to the kitchen and say "We won $10,000!!!!!!!"  She looks at the ticket, grins real big and shows me the backside. THIS TICKET FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. Thanks for being a good sport.  :furious :cry :frown: :mad:
Lighten up Francis

Offline MarineUS

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Re: Explaining MPH to a blonde
« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2012, 10:50:54 AM »
Those shows depress me  how are we going to rebuild after 12/21?
With the intelligent people who are left over.
Like, ya know, when that thing that makes you move, it has pistons and things, When your thingamajigy is providing power, you do not hear other peoples thingamajig when they are providing power.

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