I'm a wedding photographer. At a large percentage of weddings, when the bride tosses the bouquet the ladies all go for it. When the groom tosses the garter, most of the guys scatter like roaches do when the light goes on.
I got one of those at a friends wedding too, they litterally threw it directly at me, I think they were making a point or something
it was comin right at me
Duck man, duck!
it sensed my fear and changed flight pattern!
Well was the girl her caught the bouquet hot? You're supposed to dance with her once right after the garter toss.
Well if you couldn't dodge a garter I suppose you must be one of the easiest kills in the game then. Definitely a significant lack of evasive ability.
Did you see my dad on dogfights yet?
I'll be seeing you face to face possibly next month.
you got a little something on your chin that needs wiping off - might be some cake.