What were you expecting when you moved out there? Dancing girls and nightclubs? Well its done so its time you embraced redneckville. Go buy a case of Bud, line up a bunch of stuffed animals on a fencepost and let fly with your favorite gun. You'll feel better afterwards. Get a bird dog and hunt pheasant, find a fishing hole and fish, jam up your colon on beef. Hell I bet they even still have drive in movies in Iowa where you can give a 300lb farm girl a poke in the backseat. If you need more excitement then tornado season is just starting.
When you first went there did you ever wonder why no one really lives there? Even all the farmland is owned by A-rabs.
Only areas I'd consider is river country where there is cover for good bowhunting and water for fishing and duck hunting. BTW order everything online before burning gas.
Ain't HiTech from here?
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Anyway Im just funning. I Love small town America and the outdoors. I Live for hunting and fishing.
I have to rant for a minute. Living here in Iowa I feel like George Clooney trying to find some Dapper Dan hair jell! I absolutely hate living in Iowa. Everytime I need or wanted something, it's 4 to 7 days away or a 2 hour drive.
I'm trying to finish putting up the marble in the bathroom but can't find a rod saw blade anywhere around here. The guy @ the hardware store hasn't even heard of a rod saw.
I need the blade to cut the holes for the bath fixtures. I've been to or called a dozen places around here and no one carries them.
Same crap when I was shopping for a old school Onkyo stereo system. Closest dealers are 4 hours away
I'm in hell! This is just two examples. It's the same story for other things here as well.... good entertainment and employment are no where to be found. I'd move back home (Gloucester, Va.) if it wasn't for the wife and kids. This is where they're from and they don't want to move. 
I grew up in a place where there was always something to do and you could get anything you needed. Everything was right there. Hardware stores that had stuff, seafood out the backdoor, Nascar tracks, NASA, the Shipyard, Airforce, Navy, Marine, Coast Guard, and Army bases. Revolutionary War and Civil War battle fields, mountains, farmland and the ocean.
Now I feel like I been dropped in a cornfield and all they have is pork loins, corn on the cob and beer.
I like those things too...but damn. I'd like to finish this bathroom, get some CatDaddy shine and watch the ships go by today, instead of watching mortar dry in corn country. I miss home. I ain't diggin' on Iowa.
End of whiney rant. I'm going to get some beer. 