Dave,
You shouldn't have done that. Now JOACHIM is looking for a date to the Junior prom.
I would have to have a very serious discussion with him about how I would build the silenced untraceable zip gun that I would use to put a 22LR bullet into his skull to rattle around and scramble his brains, then take his scrawny body deep into the woods where the anilmals would reduce it to bones and scatter around for miles.
She has a date for prom already anyway, one that we took shooting a few weeks ago so that I could properly demonstrate my skill with all manner of firearms.