You may not have a firearm (I can loan you an 1875 Remington hog leg and holster), you may not have kids... But, you've gotta face, don't ya?
Thank you Widewing for the generous offer of the loan of the hog leg. You haven't got a Steyr Mannlicher M1901 have you? I'm rather partial to the Steyr Mannlicher M1901
Actually I found out recently that I do have a child on the way, still presently in the factory with a delivery date this October. I have an ultrasound picture but I'm sure that would be creepy for everyone else. Thankfully it looks like he / she is sitting in the little pilot's seat working the stick and throttle, which is promising.
Alright, when I get home today I'll look for a picture of myself. I wonder what some of my AH friends are expecting
Then what the bellybutton shot me down last time I fought you?
I already explained about that bud, it was an accident, I was just cleaning those four guns and they went off simultaneously all by accident. Officer.
Come on Redbull, let's see your gorgeous boat race