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Offline Nathan60

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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2012, 06:56:15 PM »
perhaps this will help him get a foot in the door with the disability folks
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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2012, 07:25:24 PM »
Fox Network will buy him Prosthesis, he'll win on Dancing with the Stars.



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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2012, 07:32:01 PM »
he saw a way out
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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2012, 07:35:20 PM »
Thats as bad as the genious homeless guy here in Bellingham that build a Guillotine in the woods and lopped his arm off then took it with him to the ER.

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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2012, 07:43:06 PM »
Not if they have to do the Hokey Pokey!    




He already came up with his own rendition of 'Foot Loose'.  :t
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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2012, 08:31:55 AM »
He's already clumsy, must have 2 left feet.




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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2012, 09:05:28 AM »
He must have sold his sole to the Devil to get that kind of a deal!

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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2012, 09:48:56 AM »
He just wanted to shop at "just for foot" for the discount.
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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2012, 10:00:16 PM »
This thread has enough bad puns to make John and Martha King cringe.
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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2012, 10:03:28 PM »
perhaps this will help him get a foot in the door with the disability folks

     It's strange, but Social Security seems to be kind of picky about disability.  I'm a double below the knee amputee, but I only
got disability due to end stage renal disease <kidney failure>.   
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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2012, 10:05:12 PM »
Fox Network will buy him Prosthesis, he'll win on Dancing with the Stars.



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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2012, 11:02:40 PM »
This thread has enough bad puns to make John and Martha King cringe.

You got it! No offends to them but I hated those videos...

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Re: Man saws off own foot.....
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2012, 04:14:05 AM »
I have worked for the same place for seven years, the chance for redundency came up plus 7 weeks notice came up. ( In the UK we pay insurance for this)

After leaving i was informed i must sign on for state benefits, i informed them i dont want or need state benefits, they told me if you dont claim it they take it out of my 7 weeks notice period.

Basically i was informed if i took the money they would reclaim it from my insurance, if i did not take it they would reclaim it back from my savings. :old:

benefits are essential in a modern society but this was redidculous :old:
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