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Offline Slate

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Re: Bacon coffin can be yours for $2,999.99
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 07:20:24 AM »
   I thought it would be tasty.  :frown: but I sadly mistaken.  :mad:
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Offline rpm

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Re: Bacon coffin can be yours for $2,999.99
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 08:00:45 AM »
And cheap! A regular plywood casket costs that much and isn't nearly as delicious smelling. You probably want that smoky hickory ured smell when Indiana Jones digs you up anyway.
Pay it forward. "He's dead, but he smells delicious."
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Offline Wiley

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Re: Bacon coffin can be yours for $2,999.99
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 10:16:19 AM »
And cheap! A regular plywood casket costs that much and isn't nearly as delicious smelling. You probably want that smoky hickory ured smell when Indiana Jones digs you up anyway.
Pay it forward. "He's dead, but he smells delicious."

But... what if some kind of apocalypse occurs and you're found not by Indiana Jones, but rather some kind of cannibal?  Do you really want your body to be even more attractive to them?

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Re: Bacon coffin can be yours for $2,999.99
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2012, 01:32:21 AM »
This makes me want to die a little.
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Offline AHTbolt

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Re: Bacon coffin can be yours for $2,999.99
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2012, 05:51:53 PM »
Got mine on layaway.  :x
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Offline Ardy123

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Re: Bacon coffin can be yours for $2,999.99
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2012, 06:22:44 PM »
Yeah, that's right, you just got your rear handed to you by a fuggly puppet!
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